April 2012
21 posts
clientsfromhell:
While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo.
Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while?
Me: Excuse me?
Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop?
Me: No. That’s magic.
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“Life isn’t just a sequence of waiting for things to be done.”
– Ze Frank (via papermachegorillas)
clientsfromhell:
Client: I need you to make me a logo
Me: Okay, did you have something in mind?
Client: No, just see what you can come up with
Client sees first couple drafts of logo ideas…
Me: What do you think?
Client: You tell me.
Me: Is there anything wrong?
Client: I think you should know if there is.
Me: I need some feedback.
Client: You don’t seem to like my answers.
Public Displays of Affection
tomyhusband:
This is a relationship, not a performance. Let’s keep that shit to a minimum.
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