clientsfromhell: While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo. Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while? Me: Excuse me? Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop? Me: No. That’s magic.
Life isn’t just a sequence of waiting for things to be done.– Ze Frank (via papermachegorillas)
clientsfromhell: Client: I need you to make me a logo Me: Okay, did you have something in mind? Client: No, just see what you can come up with Client sees first couple drafts of logo ideas… Me: What do you think? Client: You tell me. Me: Is there anything wrong? Client: I think you should know if there is. Me: I need some feedback. Client: You don’t seem to like my answers.
Public Displays of Affection
tomyhusband: This is a relationship, not a performance. Let’s keep that shit to a minimum.